rapniall:

"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!

(via fuckablestyles)

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney


and sometimes she’s lindsay


and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney


and sometimes she’s lindsay


and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via g-iggle)

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

(via nochickflick-moments)

nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

image

all of my followers are dalmations

image

cruella deville strikes again

(via thegirlthatsang)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via higherthanzouis)

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

(via sweetstarlighht)


skinny but well-muscled, with a round face, crooked teeth, a slightly upturned nose, and a smile that lit up her face. Her hair, fiery red and a tangle of curls. kissed by fire. Jon had never met anyone so stubborn.

skinny but well-muscled, with a round face, crooked teeth, a slightly upturned nose, and a smile that lit up her face. Her hair, fiery red and a tangle of curls. kissed by fire. Jon had never met anyone so stubborn.

skinny but well-muscled, with a round face, crooked teeth, a slightly upturned nose, and a smile that lit up her face. Her hair, fiery red and a tangle of curls. kissed by fire. Jon had never met anyone so stubborn.

(via itsgonnamakeyounotice)

stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6] stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6] stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6] stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6] stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6] stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6] stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter[1/2/3/4/5/6]

stylinfcuk:

because this might be one of my favourite trends on twitter
[1/2/3/4/5/6]

(via dylanolarry)